DISCORD HAPPENS: THE SECRET
WAR BETWEEN THE ROSE-CROSS AND ILLUMINATI
“Facilis descensus Averno ;
noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis;
sed revocare gradum superasque evadere ad auras,
hoc opus, hic labor est.”
noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis;
sed revocare gradum superasque evadere ad auras,
hoc opus, hic labor est.”
It’s been a rollicking few months. Most of Syria ’s population is either dead or living in sewers like
rats, Serbia has been plagued by vampires and all over North America , Illuminati are being chased down with machetes. Some
people know. Most can’t make the connections. But it’s there. The unending
struggle between the Rosicrucian brotherhood and Illuminati has been dotting
the political and economic landscape since the 18th century. A quick
glance at any tabloid headline reveals how both groups have been displaying
like baboons, whooping it up while the whole world sits stupidly unaware that
the BIGGEST decisions in business and global politics have been made under the
pretense of a Spy vs. Spy comic strip. Both the head demon of the Illuminati
conspiracy and the twelve reptilian aliens of the Rose-Cross have been filled
with such a righteous hatred that for the last 200 years, an underground war
for control of the human-race has been right under our noses. Even the
conservative Christians stand aside in this one. After the lashing Swaggart
took for getting uppity and the shaming of Heaven’s Gate, December 21,
2012 is a possibility for
some real righteous hysteria.
It’s gonna be up to us to hunt these heathen like dogs and
take back our country. Jesse Ventura understands. It doesn’t take long for
Jesse “the body” to whip suspected Illuminati like mules. And he isn’t
Rosicrucian. I’m not even sure he’s Republican. Governor Ventura comes from the
old times-ex seal-spit-in-your-face-and-stomp-you-like-an-insect-school of
political righteousness. It was soldiers like him that rolled up on Osama like
a pyroclastic flow of stars and stripes. I was witness to a “Jesse’ism” outside
the San Jose County Courthouse when ‘The Body’ cornered a poor Rosicrucian like
a dumb animal. For those of you not privy to AMORC or the Ancient and Mystical
Order of the Rosae Crucis, they are a secret initiatory fraternity bent on the
perfection and evolution of human consciousness. They cast their lot with
groups such as Freemasonry and Ordo Templi Orientis and they are clearly the
wrong ilk for someone such as Jesse Ventura. The look of struck-dumb terror on
this young initiates face when the billowing form of the Governor rose up like
something from the abyss was frightening even to me. And I was standing feet
away and out of the line of sight. I had seen the look before. It’s the
panicked expression of a lion tamer at the moment his cracking of the whip
conjures a deep-seated and reverberating animal rage. I could smell the fear
and so could Jesse. The neophyte recognized at once that the television cameras
and microphones were NOT his friend. I could only assume he expected to be
beaten. He backed up the courthouse and with trembling voice muttered, “Hello
brother, are you ready for the new world?” “Why not?” Jesse said with clear
disdain. “I had nothing better to do today.” There followed an awkward silence
as the fledgling Rosicrucian rocked on the balls of his feet and began to blink
wildly. “Have you come to see the temple and research our fabulous archives?”
Jesse ignored this and drawled, “So…I heard you Rosicrushans have some interest
in taking over the American government.” He took a step forward. “Do you
understand the meaning of ‘Born Free or Die’?” He dragged out the last few
words and stood silent with a dead stare. I think his eyes began to glaze over.
This sent the crazed jabbering of the Rosicrucian to elevate just under
hysteria as he babbled about, “Love, liberty, and fighting the Illuminati…”
Even Jesse paused in his tirade of Nationalism and anti-conspiratorial fervor
to stare vacantly and ask, “What did you just say? Illumi-what?” The man broke
into a literal run and screeched, “Nothing further!” as he sped away.
And this is how the secret got out. This is how the Discord
was revealed or unveiled to the world. What seemed lamely like an outburst by a
peculiar little man driven mad with fear was in actuality, a tightly-sealed
secret held in the underground by a cabal of businessmen, politicians, artists,
and scientists. The secret history of the world really was the history of
warfare between secret societies. This is nothing new. It was all business. In
any given city, Rosicrucian and Illuminati propaganda pamphlets littered
street-corners along with political manifestos and store front advertisements.
People knew about these ultra-secret groups but their intricacies were left a
mystery. And just as nowadays, competition was grounds for a savage end to
normal sensibilities. People who snitched were liable to be beaten, labeled an
opium fiend, and left to be picked up with the rest of the rubbish. Even
friends would smirk and say they always knew you were weird. From the very
outset, the Illuminati considered the Rose-Cross to be a bunch of pigs. They
constantly whined that the new reason-inspired age didn’t need any archaic
superstitions from the past. They were doing just fine without magic,
fairies, or even God. One of their early pamphlet headlines declared:
Rosicrucian
magicians exhume plague-ridden
corpses for vile Necromancy Ritual!
This sparked such a vile and
public outcry that a twelve man investigative committee made up of a few
priests, a city official, doctor, scientist, and disguised reptilian alien
found that not only was the bloated body a plague hazard but probably a vampire
and definitely smelled bad. When the Rosicrucians went to pieces and
claimed that the entire inquiry was anti-reason and based on superstitious
conjecture, Weishaupt simply stated that he knew necromancy was real
because his Illuminati was really just an Illuminized Freemasonry. He claimed
that there existed an Illuminati Lodge in London that carried on the rite of Memphis-founded, it is
said, by Cagliostro on Egyptian models- and initiated adepts into Illuminized
Freemasonry.[1] So of course he
could recognize the evil Rosicrucian plot. After all, he was the only one
equipped to combat it. Weishaupt laughed and laughed. But he wasn’t laughing
when the Rosicrucian UFO had him face down on an examination table. Or so
legend has it.
It is said that the Illuminati
was created in 1010 AD in the Middle East when Hassan : Sabbah founded the
Hashishim but really came to fruition in Bavaria , May 1, 1776 . It is said that Adam Weishaupt, a student of the occult reached
illumination yet created his entire order on the ‘Enlightenment’ tenets of
reason and rationalism . This one went beyond smoke and mirrors ectoplasm
regurgitation or spirit knocking. This one was elevated to shaman. A real
medicine man or Merlin. In him were the teachings of ancient Assyria and Babylon , Egypt and Persia . And he was a purveyor of the esoteric tradition. It
has now been confirmed that Weishaupt was Christian Rosenkreutz and
created the Rose-Cross in Germany . In the three now infamous Rosicrucian pamphlets
called the Fama Fraternitatis, Confessio fraternitatis, and the Alchemical
Wedding of Christian Rosenkreutz, Weishaupt used a deliberate inversion of
Illuminati and in his attempt to countermand the occult philosophies of the
Rose-Cross, practiced a magic similar to it. His became a magic of science.
It’s been publicly documented
that Weishaupt dodged more throwing knives, poisons, and prisons than any
member of MI-6 or covert CIA spy. In his Christian Rosenkreutz persona, this
super-agent was both friend and adversary to himself. He delighted in
writing an anti-Rosicrucian rant just to rebut it with equal gusto on behalf of
all esoteric groups. He took his job very seriously and would forget
himself at times. There has been instances when Weishaupt wrote a scathing
criticism of Illuminati just to have Rosenkreutz step in with pro-Illuminati
jabbering. This created in Weishaupt a new hubris that he embraced during his
travels. Eventually members of the Illuminati began to notice word choosing and
sentence phrasing that seemed eerily like what they’d read in despised
Rosicrucian manifestos. It was decided that Weishaupt was a menace and should
be flogged and fed to the dogs. He haggled his case but in the end was labeled
positively ghoulish and the once all-powerful caliph was buried to his neck
in sesame oil.
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